Good night Mom, Love you.
You're a wonderful lady.
Mom,I'm your daughter. You're my Mother.
Oh boy, oh boy,.. everybody tells me they're my children.
How many children did I have?
What is it? Did I have lots of men?
No, no, no, just Dad. You married Charlie and had 3 children.
Well, then, he must have been fooling around....
No, no, it was you and Charlie for 55 years.